I thought i’d join the bandwagon of bitter Republicans today, who monitor everything President Obama is doing and writing his legacy only two weeks since taking office. Here’s my comprehensive list of that evil Obama…
So much for bipartisanship, Obama wore a BLUE shirt to work today. Which, is disrespecting the Office of Presidency. And no, bombing a country for no reason, killing over 1,000,000 innocents, and destroying trust across the World is not the same! The Blue shirt is worse!!!!!
According to new research, watching Obama for too long increases risk of skin Cancer – Fox News.
A whole fourteen days has past, and the World is still in economic bust. So much for fixing the economy. Liar.
Bail outs? To actually try to help the economy? What America really needs right now is more Republicans, because we did a wonderful job these past eight years. MORE TAX CUTS!!!!
Obama is officially allowing terrorists from Guantanamo (and by terrorist, I mean anyone who doesn’t support American Imperialism) to live next to our local school. Not only that, but they’ve been given free guns!!!
So much for racial equality. Obama is still black.
Obama doesn’t support a ban on masturbation, which means he lets men kill half a child, every time they knock one out. Is this man the anti-Christ?
Obama is the same colour as Eazy E, who is famously quoted as saying “Fuck da police”. Shameful.
Obama is putting money into the sickening project of allowing women to have an abortion AFTER the child has been born and found a job. We could understand if the child was gay, it deserves to be put down, the unnatural swines. But hetrosexual children? What would Moses do?
Obama would rather protect Nature, than allow oil companies to kill polar bears. Who needs those polar bear things anyway?
Obama thinks it’s ok to allow teachers to say “Darwin” and teach that farfetched ridiculous impossible concept of evolution. It wont last long, we have Jesus on our side….. he was the son of a virgin and God, who was killed for our sins, rose from the dead, walked around for a bit, and then ascended into heaven.
Obama wants to stop my Constitutional right to buy a gun, with the intent of shooting up a school…. which is not a crime (until I shoot up a school)…. where’s the justice in that? Jesus would be weeping now.
For the benefit of those evil Lefties among us, John McCain was not a shit pilot, he was a misunderstood pilot!!!!
Obama wants to help the poor. Which means he doesn’t like that John Thain spent tax payers money on redecorating his office; Instead he wants to make sure people can afford to eat. Fucking Socialist pig!!!!
Obama – sounds a bit like Osama, and Abomber. Coincidence?
And so what if the entire planet supports him and shakes it’s disapproving head at the mere mention of Republicans. Do they not realise that apart from the million deaths (let’s not dwell on them), we freed Iraq!!!!!
Obama doesn’t think it’s right to incite hatred toward homosexuality. If he had his way, the gays would be bumming your kids, even at school!!! LEGALLY!!!! They’d be strolling through public parks (gays allowed out in public, disgusting, what would Jesus say?) hand in hand with ex-Guantanamo inmates, bumming and then bombing. A bum bomb they’d call it.
He’s a terrorist communist child murdering partisan liar!!!!! If only George Bush were still here. SAVE US JESUS!!!!
Ok now i’ve got that out of my system, back to being Liberal….
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