The UK: According to the American Right.

It is always flattering when a manic, incessantly paranoid, overly hysterical right winged American takes a pop at me. When you read what they say, and you’re literally taken aback by the shear nerve to print so much ignorance and bullshit apparently without any form of irony, you have to stand a little bit in awe. You really have to put aside your thoughts that perhaps they are a parody, and you have to make yourself believe that people really do think like them. Once you come to the realisation that they are absolutely serious in what they say, it feels like you have just been bukakked with stupid.

The blogger “Pumabydesign” wrote a blog recently, suggesting that President Obama’s visit to the UK has been marred by unexpected amounts of hate aimed towards him. Like we’re all somehow on the same page as the Republicans in America in our displeasure (and subtle hints of racism) toward the President.
She starts her tirade of bullshit thusly:

Apparently, the Muslims in Europe have not received the memo that Barack Obama is one of them.

Marvel at the stupidity. I think it was an attempt at humour. Though, Right Winged Americans do seem to accuse Obama of being anything they have heard Glenn Beck say recently. The black man with the funny name MUST be a Muslim. Why else would he……………. pump more troops into Afghanistan, kill the leader of Al Qaeda and …… oh wait. She may aswell have started her blog with “We all know Obama is a marxist fascist socialist gay muslim terrorist spanish secretly over weight female foreigner….” It would have made just as much sense. It is fascinating the level to which Right Winged America will drop, to insult a President. It suggests that politically, he’s doing something right. I knew, that trying to reason with such idiocy would be difficult, but I read on….

Speaking of which, if Obama thought that his visit to the UK was going to be a total love fest, WRONG! What a disappointing revelation it must have been for the one to see that the anti-Obama crowd was much larger than the pro-Obama crowd.

- The protesters actually numbered about three muslims and the same anti-war protesters that sit outside Parliament every day declaring anyone who walks past them to be a war criminal. The streets were clearly lined with Obama supporters. A stark contrast to George W Bush’s visit to London, in which the Mall was closed off…….. in fact, Central London itself was closed off, because the entire country despised the man. The atmosphere in London is entirely different with Obama. I pointed this out to the slightly vacant Pumabydesign, only to be told I am using propaganda. Which essentially means that anything that doesn’t come from Fox News is quite clearly Progressive Marxist propaganda. So, she wouldn’t risk being hypocritical herself with the propaganda would she? No of course not.. that’s why her source for that particular blog is……….. The Daily Mail.

In case you’re not aware of the Daily Mail, it is a right winged tabloid, that tacitly supported the Nazis in World War II, claims pretty much everything in the World causes cancer (including being a black person, candle-lit dinners, hugging, and blow jobs) and has since made it the mission of the paper to print as many misleading articles as possible. Here’s a great, current example of that. The Mail On Sunday printed a story claiming the BBC will be paying Tim Henman £14,000 a day to commentate on the Wimbledon Championships this year. The problem is, it isn’t actually true. Then, buried deep in the US section (for absolutely no reason), a few days later, the Mail said this:

On May 15 we said Tim Henman was being paid £200,000 by the BBC for commentating at Wimbledon this year.
In fact we have been informed that his fee will be substantially less than that. We apologise for the mistake and are happy to set the record straight.

- Happy to set the record straight, after outting him as a £14,000 a day commentator on your front page, and then correcting your lack of quality journalism and your right winged lies, on a page absolutely out the way of anything relating to the story whatsoever……. whilst the original story is STILL on the site? What a reputable source.

Speaking of reputable sources, the Mail article that the quickly-losing-all-credibility Pumabydesign published, quotes Anjem Choudary, whom she presumably takes the idea from that everyone actually hates Obama. Choudary said:

“The anti-Obama camp is far bigger than the pro-Obama….”

Choudary is the leader of Islam4UK, which is proscribed under anti-terrorist laws in the UK. Choudary’s group claims homosexuality is the same as rape and paedophilia (he could join most US Christian organisations so far), that children aren’t safe in the hands of Secular teachers, and that anyone who insults Mohammad should be killed. In short, the guy is insane.
Selman Ansari of the group “Progressive British Muslims” says of Islam4UK:

“We’re concerned that terrorist organisations are dodging their bans by simply reforming under a new name. We can’t let the extremists intimidate people and spread their lies within the British Muslim community. I call upon the police to investigate whether Islam4UK is just Al-Muhajiroun by another name.”

Choudary claims that all non-believers are committing a crime against God and should be punished. The Islamic political editor of the New Statesman, Medhi Hasan writing in The Guardian sums up just how reputable Choudary really is:

“Is Choudary an Islamic scholar whose views merit attention or consideration? No. Has he studied under leading Islamic scholars? Nope. Does he have any Islamic qualifications or credentials? None whatsoever.

Now, apparently Pumabydesign wasn’t going to stop there. Oh no. She wanted to spout some more terribly moronic bullshit. But this is even better than the one above. Her new blog entry takes a pop at me. I feel flattered.
She goes on:

The futile one would, therefore, be more than pleased to learn that radical Islamic cleric Anjem Choudary is launching an endeavor to accelerate the Islamization of the UK.

Did you see my mention? She didn’t fucking link to my blog, like I did to her. Though using links to other blogs may be a bit too complicated for this most simple of apes. Her premise is simple enough, she is informing me that the aforementioned lunatic Choudary wants to create a radical Islamic Britain. No shit. We know that’s what he wants. In the same way that we know the Communist Party want Communism in the UK, or that the British National Party want an all white UK. It doesn’t mean it’s about to happen, or is happening. And the phrase “accelerate the Islamization of the UK” is massively misleading. I didn’t realise this was happening? But, given that Pumabydesign lives thousands of miles away and seemingly knows nothing about our Country, I figured she MUST be right and I MUST be wrong. So I walked through my city (which has one of the largest muslim populations in the UK) And imagine my surprise when I found my city to have fallen into Islamic hands since reading her blog. I took a photo to illustrate this point:
Here was Leicester a day ago:

Here is Leicester today:

How did this happen? Pumabydesign quite rightly asks:

How long will it be before the stoning begins in the UK?

- Manic hysteria and the worst type of propaganda akin to 1930s Germany and the fear of the Jews taking over, you might say? Absolutely. According to the 2001 census (the census results for 2011 are not out yet) show that the muslim population makes up 2.7% of the overall population. There is 13% more Atheists (of which I am proudly one of them) than Muslims, which is about 7,000,000 more .Of that 2.7% of muslims, most do not support Choudary. In fact, Choudary’s most publicised attack on the UK was the poppy burning. He advertised it all over the place expecting hundreds of thousands of Muslims to turn up and burn a poppy on Rememberance Day. The Daily Mail obviously jumped on it and published pictures of the Muslims burning the poppies. What they didn’t point out, was that under 36 muslims turned up. That’s 36 out of 2,000,000. Which is 0.0018% of Muslims. THEY’RE EVERYWHERE!!!!!!! All 0.0018% of them! ARGH! The Daily Mail had a choice. They could either print a story about very very few insignificant Muslims burning poppies, or they could say “1,999,964 Muslims didn’t burn a poppy today“, or they could just not have mentioned it at all because to mention such an insignificant event would hold no purpose but to incite hate, and spread bullshit through the intolerable garbage like the type spewed by pumabydesign. They went for the first option, and predictably, the Right Wing decide it is evidence that the UK may as well change its name to Englandistan. Not only that, but those 36, were all members of Muslims Against Crusades, a group formed after Islam4UK was proscribed. So, Choudary’s own group. What news source does Pumabydesign cite this time? …….. The Daily Star. Seriously, i’m not making this shit up. She really is that ridiculous. If you’re wondering what the Daily Star is, here is todays front page story (try to picture all the news in the World today, even in the UK today, the World news, what is happening on the planet we inhabit, when you read this FRONT PAGE story):

RYAN GIGGS was fighting to save his marriage last night after wife Stacey ditched her wedding ring as she left their £5million mansion.

- A Manchester United Footballer’s wife has left their house.
Full of quality journalism, reputable source number three!

Perhaps she means that radical Islam is infecting our political system?
There are eight muslims in the House of Commons. Eight, out of 650 MPs. That’s hardly taking over. Not only that, but none of the eight are radical. One of whom, Labour MP Sadiq Khan, argued in an article for the Fabian Society, that Muslims should ditch the victim mentality and integrate more with the rest of the Country. Hardly about to start suggesting the immediately implementation of Sharia Law. Maybe she means the House of Lords. The Lords currently has 26 Lords Spiritual (Anglican Church Bishops and Archbishops), and one Muslim Lord. One Muslim Lord out of 789 Lords. Wow, they really are infiltrating every aspect of our life.
So i’m going to hedge my bets and suggest stoning isn’t going to begin any time soon.

But, it was nice to get a mention in a blog that is so lacking in any kind of substance, intellect, or accuracy.
Thanks!

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