THE NEW WORLD ORDER IS COMING!
I swear they were a wrestling group in WCW about fifteen years ago? So it’s not surprising that conspiracy theorists aren’t happy with Gordon Brown describing a “New World Order” emerging yesterday at the close of the G20. Quite what Eric Bischoff and Hulk Hogan can do to solve this economic crises, is beyond me. But hey, i’m not the expert here.
Gordon Brown used the phrase “New World Order” in the context of the economic crises. He was referring to the new powers and funds of the IMF and the way it’s going to be run. He was referring to the entire economic package with it’s rules and regulations. He was referring to leaving the old order of irresponsibility into an era of sustainable growth. An era of less Nuclear weapons in nations like America and Russia. A new era of energy efficiency and responsibility. A New World Order. That’s it. That’s the meaning of the phrase in the context of the summit. And to people like me, the phrase New World Order is exciting, because it means the old days of Right Winged economic and environmental nonsense, is over.
Politicians unfortunately, do not seem to be aware the a few American college kids refer to a bunch of shadowy rich people like the Rothschild’s, Kissinger, the Bush’s, and the Rockefellers as The New World Order, or Illuminati, or any other fictitious name they can come up with. This “New World Order” they refer to, are all trying to create a new world order in which they control the World by orchastrating events like 9/11. Now, i’m not aware that the Rothchild family and the Rockefeller’s were lacking power in the first place. But apparently so. And given that this “New World Order” or “Illuminati” has supposedly been around for centuries trying to create a one World Government (which i’m in full support of given that I despise Nationalism), they haven’t done a very good job. And if they are behind the E.U, they could have created a better constitution and framework. It would seem that they’re pretty incompetent. We need a New new World Order to replace the New World order that tried and failed to replace the old New World Order. Or, we can just accept that this concept of the New World Order, doesn’t exist!!!
The genius’s over at Infowars don’t appear to take the line i’m taking on this, which isn’t surprising. A few examples of the quotes from infowars about this “New World Order” Brown quotation, include the rather frightening, yet completely unfounded and masterfully funny:
“The NWO Illuminati have darker goals in mind, eugenics,genocide and Third World War violence” – Quite why Hulk Hogan is wanting to commit Genocide, I don’t know. But hey, it’s infowars, these kids know their FACTS! They’re also very loving. One poster on infowars, named “Bob” echoes my thoughts quite eerily (even if he is being a sarcastic Conservative):
“I think brown is right. We need change, we need to evolve past this patriotism and national identity nonesense.”
It’s funny that whenever Conservatives are trying to take the piss out of Liberals like me, I actually end up agreeing with them. Sarcastic Conservatives speak sense…. they become Liberals.
His fellow Conservative Nationalists did not see the sarcasm, even after he suggested singing kum bi yah and signed off the post with “NWO“, they still failed to see that he’s actually attacking people like me (hippies) for our left wing beliefs. This is evident with one guy replying quite comically with:
“Your friend satan don’t tell you that he want to microchipping you?
You master satan have soo much love for you and your friends!!!”
You know what are preparing the Mighty God Savaot for you, your friends and your master satan and his demons?”
Clearly coherent sentences is beyond the capabilities of “Mighty God Savaot” and his followers.
Another wondrous reply comes from “Kim“. I’ve always liked the name Kimberley, it’s got a melliflous quality to it. Sophistication. Intelligence. So imagine my surprise when “Kim” writes:
“The Hebrew Money Changers LOVE the NWO since they are the synagogue of Satan.”
Of course, no where is safe from crazed Christians with warped readings of the Bible, and useless opinions seeped in prejudice. An internet opinion based forum just wouldn’t be the same without them. And so the poster “FED UP”…. i’m assuming that’s a fake name, otherwise that person has really harsh parents… is quoted as saying:
“The NWO freaks control the governments. What do the governments control if they have them? THE NUKES AND BIOWEAPONS. When they’re ready to go…. they’re not worried. They’re going to kill all of us. They make it no secret they want to decrease the world’s population by 80%. There won’t be much of anyone left to fight back when they really implement it. Haven’t you heard of the mass graves being completed all over the U.S? If you’ve not read Revelation in the Bible… it’s a good time to start.” – Where are these mass graves, and given that the global population is set to shoot past the 9 billion mark within the next fifty years, where is the source that says there’s a chance that 80% are about to be systematically wiped out? I must have missed the news that day.
Brown is quoted as saying:
“Today’s decisions, of course, will not immediately solve the crisis. But we have begun the process by which it will be solved, I think a new world order is emerging with the foundation of a new progressive era of international co-operation” – I’m not a big Gordon Brown fan, but in this short paragraph of transcript, in comparison to Infowars, he’s speaking sense, and infowars failed. Miserably.
I’m pretty certain that when Gordon Brown used the phrase “New World Order” he wasn’t using it to either describe a WCW Eric Bishoff creation, nor was he using it in the same way that infowars use it, nor was he advocating the deaths of 80% of the World’s population, but then that’s just my thought, i’m no David Icke!
If anyone comments on this, and tells me about the pyramid with the eye, i’m going to cry.
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