David Cameron is right.
Britain is broken.
We are becoming like the third World.
I know this, because I cannot afford a new DVDR player.
And my Canon 400D Digital Camera is at least two years out of date.
Ethiopians know how I must feel.
Do you know, I had to save for TWO WHOLE MONTHS to afford my plane ticket to Australia.
England = Sudan.
When I went to Tesco yesterday, I could only afford an orange juice. A salad. And a pizza.
When I was young, there were constant burglaries around my area.
Now, I haven’t heard of a single one in well over a year.
Do you know why that is?
It’s because there are CCTV cameras, and more police in this area.
I once knew a woman who scrounged a few extra pounds of benefits, to help feed her kids.
The crazy thieving bitch.
If we stopped all of her kind from doing that, we’d have more money to give in tax relief to the mega wealthy.
And they’d then be able to afford a new yacht.
That’s how we fix Britain!!
Some people my age, can only afford one drunken night out at the weekend. Think about that for a second. Difficult to imagine, isn’t it?
How do these people cope, I hear you asking yourself.
Well, we struggle.
We need charity appeals for us in England.
AND….a couple of days ago, I saw a young man in a hoodied top….. get this……….. help an old lady off the bus.
It shocks me. It really does.
It shocks me just how much New Labour have DESTROYED this once great, all white, all crime free, England.
WE NEED TO FIX BRITAIN!
Back to the ’80s and ’90s!!
When a good old fashioned mass riot sorted out our issues!
What happened to rioting? I miss it.
And what’s all this about the EU?
WE DON’T NEED THE EU!
We once ruled the World you know.
The EU should do what we tell them to do.
But they don’t.
Infact, some people think we should accept that we aren’t some masterful empire any more, and join the modern World.
They hate England.
Do you know what’s worse? I’ve fallen for all the left wing bullshit. The politically correct liberal media has made me believe that this state of affairs isn’t all that bad.
It even convinced me that my muslim friends, are not terrorists intent on taking over England and implementing Sharia Law.
Or that the gays aren’t unnatural and hell bound.
I’m so easily manipulated.
The Liberals want to get rid of our Nukes.
Do they not realise that we have Muslimists and Gays to watch out for!!!
When I go to the cinema, or out shopping, or out for a meal, or to a sporting event, or to University.
I have to drive my dad’s car.
I can’t afford my own car.
Especially given that I have to pay for my New Years trip to Rome, Paris, and Florence.
Kenyans must hear about our plight.
And weep at our misfortune.
That is why David Cameron is right.
Vote Conservative today.